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My son just ran up to me and said “I don’t want this on my finger anymore” and proceeded to flick a giant booger on my leg and then ran away.

Animals.

And how long was it on his finger that he got tired of it being there?! What the hell.

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"Daddy!"
“Yes buddy.”
“I have high heels on.”
“Okay. How come you have high heels on?”
“Because it is a party, that is why.”
“Alrighty then. Have fun.”
“Okay. Bye.”

- my son having a party with his sister and cousin.

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(Excited) “daddy. You know that black thing in your room that makes all the noise on the night and you always try to shut it off but it keeps going? Well I found a cover for it.”
- my daughter explaining her new ‘cover’ for our alarm clock that we occasionally snooze in the morning.

(Excited) “daddy. You know that black thing in your room that makes all the noise on the night and you always try to shut it off but it keeps going? Well I found a cover for it.”

- my daughter explaining her new ‘cover’ for our alarm clock that we occasionally snooze in the morning.

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Victoria Day

Sammy:
daddy, why is there a long weekend this weekend?
Daddy:
because it is Victoria Day
Sammy:
what is Victoria Day?
Daddy:
it is the queens birthday so we get the day off.
Sammy:
Oooooo. So are we like "happy birthday queen. Here is your birthday present! It is a scarf!" ?

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"Daddy did you know shirts are made out of skin? They are. When people die they take the skin and squish it and the bones and make it a shirt. They make it look like sewing but it’s skin and bones." - my daughter, age 5.

"Daddy did you know shirts are made out of skin? They are. When people die they take the skin and squish it and the bones and make it a shirt. They make it look like sewing but it’s skin and bones." - my daughter, age 5.

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