Posts tagged quotes
Posts tagged quotes
"Charlie do you have to go poop?"
“No daddy. I am giant. Roar!!!”
So giants don’t poop?!
While getting dressed my daughter shared this with me:
"Daddy did you know that Mommy friend doesn’t where underwear? She told me she doesn’t. It’s because your parts need to breathe. And if they don’t breathe then they can’t have the energy."
"No. I’m not tired. It was for my feet. Sometimes my feet get tired so I yawn for them since they don’t have a mouth. Lots of other body parts yet tired to so you have to yawn for them."
Daddy can you wear jeans tomorrow?
No. I can only wear jeans on Friday. My work says so.
Well why not?
Because. That’s just the rules when you work some places.
Well that’s no fair. When I grow up I’m going to work somewhere that I can wear jeans and there are no rules. What kind of work let’s you wear jeans and no rules?
I haven’t found one yet. Maybe if you are your own boss you can make the rules.
When I grow up I’m gonna be my own boss and tell people they can wear jeans whenever they want.
Samantha can you please stand up so I can wash you ?
Samantha please stand up.
Oh sorry daddy, I couldn’t hear you (unplugs her ears and stands up). I was listening to Jazz music! It goes doot-doot-doot-pfftt.
"Daddy I don’t like the Cinderella princess because she doesn’t have straight hair. All of the princesses have to have straight hair."
-my daughter, age 5.
Daddy what is the thing that your food goes down?
It is called an esophagus.
Tell me more about bodies.
Well lungs help you to breath and they are under your ribs. Do you know what a heart does?
Yes! It helps you love people.
Daddy, ippa iPad peese?
You want to watch the iPad?
Yay. Tank you daddy. Binoo!
- My 1 1/2 year old son asking to watch Toopee and Binoo videos on the iPad. Wow. Times have changed. What about just hoping to see good old school Looney Toons on the TV and being sad when you missed it and have to wait another week to see them again? Now my son is asking for videos on demand at a time when he can barely talk.
"Daddy put these on when you are done your breakfast." - my daughter. Apparently this morning is a ‘princess glass slippers kind of morning’.