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Victoria Day

Sammy:
daddy, why is there a long weekend this weekend?
Daddy:
because it is Victoria Day
Sammy:
what is Victoria Day?
Daddy:
it is the queens birthday so we get the day off.
Sammy:
Oooooo. So are we like "happy birthday queen. Here is your birthday present! It is a scarf!" ?

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"Daddy did you know shirts are made out of skin? They are. When people die they take the skin and squish it and the bones and make it a shirt. They make it look like sewing but it’s skin and bones." - my daughter, age 5.

"Daddy did you know shirts are made out of skin? They are. When people die they take the skin and squish it and the bones and make it a shirt. They make it look like sewing but it’s skin and bones." - my daughter, age 5.

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'Going to “Pork”.'

"Where are you going Charlie?"
“I’m going to Pork.”
“Oh I love Pork! It is my favourite place to go!  You have to be fancy to go there. You need high heels, scarves and purses.  Come on Charlie let’s go to Pork and dance!”

'Going to “Pork”.'

"Where are you going Charlie?"
“I’m going to Pork.”
“Oh I love Pork! It is my favourite place to go! You have to be fancy to go there. You need high heels, scarves and purses. Come on Charlie let’s go to Pork and dance!”

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