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November 9, 2012 Daddy, did you know that people look like number 1’s? It is because they are straight like a 1.
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My daughter’s scarf apparently doubles not only as a scarf to keep her warm but a “cast”. She was walking around all night with her scarf wrapped around her foot and holding onto it saying “daddy, I broke my leg and now need this cast. I broke it at school today.”
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November 7, 2012 Daddy I want to marry you when I grow up. Even my toys want to marry their daddy, but their daddy is in India right now so they have to wait until he gets back. They are all going to grow up tomorrow.
My daughter. Forever confusing me and making me laugh.
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My daughter, taking some kind of unofficial pole this morning on the merits of cake versus the Sun. Naturally I picked cake.
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My daughter. Thankfully she understands Halloween is the only time of the year she will ever be allowed to ask this.
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My daughter, who has been tasting the drapes?!
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My daughter - thankfully not understanding what the actual word was.
Is it strange that this boy was calling my daughter a bad-ass?
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October 4, 2012 Daddy my legs have names. They are named cooshi and seena. Seena can change into anything it wants. (???)
My daughter. Age 4. I’m confused.
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Did you play with Logan H today Sammy?
Yes, but he was being mean to my friend.
Did you tell him to be nice?
Yes. I said 'stop it' in my big girl voice and I told him if he wasn't nice that I wouldn't hold his hand.
What did he say?
He said okay.
So did you hold his hand then?
Yes, in the computer lab.
(...and a little part of me just died.....)
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October 2, 2012 Listen up everybody. If you don’t be quiet a big man will come down and go ‘boom-boom-boom’ and say “enough!
My daughter, age 4. I am unclear on who this big man is? Do I need to be worried?
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Daddy do you know what dead is?
What is it?
It means you can't move anymore and that you died.
How did you learn that?
From my toys. They are really smart. Do you know why? Because everyday is their birthday. They asked the birthday man for everyday to be their birthday and he computed it so that's why they are so smart.
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My daughter, 4 years old. Singing a song she apparently learned from her “toys”. Do they know something about the zombie apocalypse that I do not?!
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Sammy, do you like this song?
Yes daddy. But daddy, is it a farm song?
Ah, yes. I guess it kind of is because of the banjo. Ha-ha.
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September 15, 2012 Daddy my toys saw a skunk in the morning and they got it and cooked it. They love eating skunk. And they took the eyes out and there were dead fishes. They love skunk and dead fishes.
My (weird, full of imagination) daughter, aged 4.
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September 13, 2012 Daddy, what if at my big school I stretched really big and my arms and leg and head came off? The teacher would be like ‘hey, all of these kids fell apart’. That would be silly.
My daughter, 4 years old.
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