Posts tagged quotes
Posts tagged quotes
'Going to “Pork”.'
"Where are you going Charlie?"
“I’m going to Pork.”
“Oh I love Pork! It is my favourite place to go! You have to be fancy to go there. You need high heels, scarves and purses. Come on Charlie let’s go to Pork and dance!”
"Charlie please stop drinking out of Caillou’s head."
What do you want for Christmas uncle?
Um sorry we are out of those. All we have is hair elastics and farts.
(Proceeds to leave and come back with her hands cupped). Here it is! (Pretends to release a fart from her hands and throw it.)
- my daughter 5 1/2 yrs old. Stay classy!
"Charlie do you have to go poop?"
“No daddy. I am giant. Roar!!!”
So giants don’t poop?!
While getting dressed my daughter shared this with me:
"Daddy did you know that Mommy friend doesn’t where underwear? She told me she doesn’t. It’s because your parts need to breathe. And if they don’t breathe then they can’t have the energy."
"No. I’m not tired. It was for my feet. Sometimes my feet get tired so I yawn for them since they don’t have a mouth. Lots of other body parts yet tired to so you have to yawn for them."
Daddy can you wear jeans tomorrow?
No. I can only wear jeans on Friday. My work says so.
Well why not?
Because. That’s just the rules when you work some places.
Well that’s no fair. When I grow up I’m going to work somewhere that I can wear jeans and there are no rules. What kind of work let’s you wear jeans and no rules?
I haven’t found one yet. Maybe if you are your own boss you can make the rules.
When I grow up I’m gonna be my own boss and tell people they can wear jeans whenever they want.
Samantha can you please stand up so I can wash you ?
Samantha please stand up.
Oh sorry daddy, I couldn’t hear you (unplugs her ears and stands up). I was listening to Jazz music! It goes doot-doot-doot-pfftt.
"Daddy I don’t like the Cinderella princess because she doesn’t have straight hair. All of the princesses have to have straight hair."
-my daughter, age 5.