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Victoria Day

Sammy:
daddy, why is there a long weekend this weekend?
Daddy:
because it is Victoria Day
Sammy:
what is Victoria Day?
Daddy:
it is the queens birthday so we get the day off.
Sammy:
Oooooo. So are we like "happy birthday queen. Here is your birthday present! It is a scarf!" ?

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"Daddy did you know shirts are made out of skin? They are. When people die they take the skin and squish it and the bones and make it a shirt. They make it look like sewing but it’s skin and bones." - my daughter, age 5.

"Daddy did you know shirts are made out of skin? They are. When people die they take the skin and squish it and the bones and make it a shirt. They make it look like sewing but it’s skin and bones." - my daughter, age 5.

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Quotes from my daughter:
“Daddy I know I’m not supposed to say this (whispers) but I’m pretty hip.”  How does she even know what hip is? But I have to say I agree. 😀

Quotes from my daughter:
“Daddy I know I’m not supposed to say this (whispers) but I’m pretty hip.” How does she even know what hip is? But I have to say I agree. 😀

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