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I am going to marry S when I get older.
you can't marry your sister.
why not! That isn't fair. That is just an awful rule. Awful.
Parenting at it's best. At least they love each other; just not in that way.

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Here comes the fire truck! The people will be surprised that a Christmas tree is helping them. But then he will get out and do a tap dance and everyone will be happy.

My daughter, 6 years old.

Apparently the Christmas tree toy is not only a heroic fire fighter but also a tap dancer. Because everyone could use a little tap dance after being saved.

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Don't say hate

please don't say hate. It is not a nice word. You can say "I don't like" but not "hate".
why is it a word then?
there are lots of words that are not nice, that are still words, but you don't say them.
oh. Okay. Well what are they for then? Are they for dinosaurs
(My daughter. Kind of getting the point but somehow getting wildly off track with dinosaurs)

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Daddy I hate lemurs. I super hate lemurs and I don’t want to eat them.

My son 3 years old.

Apparently he doesn’t like lemurs. Just for the record I am not perpetuating any lemur stereotypes or discriminations over here. This is a lemur friendly house.

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