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Don't say hate

Daddy:
please don't say hate. It is not a nice word. You can say "I don't like" but not "hate".
S:
why is it a word then?
Daddy:
there are lots of words that are not nice, that are still words, but you don't say them.
S:
oh. Okay. Well what are they for then? Are they for dinosaurs
(My daughter. Kind of getting the point but somehow getting wildly off track with dinosaurs)

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Daddy I hate lemurs. I super hate lemurs and I don’t want to eat them.

My son 3 years old.

Apparently he doesn’t like lemurs. Just for the record I am not perpetuating any lemur stereotypes or discriminations over here. This is a lemur friendly house.

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My son just ran up to me and said “I don’t want this on my finger anymore” and proceeded to flick a giant booger on my leg and then ran away.

Animals.

And how long was it on his finger that he got tired of it being there?! What the hell.

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