Posts tagged Quotes
Because life as a father is funny; and weird.
Sammy fix you hat. It looks all funky.”
“Daddy I like my hat all fucky.
My toys live in China and hawks eat puppies there. If you bring a puppy to China a hawk just comes and takes it to its nest. (cue daddy laughing). Daddy it’s not funny. It’s true!
Daddy, you just can’t forget ok? You have to keep it in your head. It keeps falling out of your head so that is way you can’t remember. Mommy never forgets; well maybe she does sometimes, but just keep it in your head ok?
What is a heart?
Daddy what is the thing that your food goes down?
It is called an esophagus.
Tell me more about bodies.
Well lungs help you to breath and they are under your ribs. Do you know what a heart does?
Yes! It helps you love people.
Daddy can you get me a magazine please?
iPad peese
Daddy?
Yes Charlie?
Daddy, ippa iPad peese?
You want to watch the iPad?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yay. Tank you daddy. Binoo!
- My 1 1/2 year old son asking to watch Toopee and Binoo videos on the iPad. Wow. Times have changed. What about just hoping to see good old school Looney Toons on the TV and being sad when you missed it and have to wait another week to see them again? Now my son is asking for videos on demand at a time when he can barely talk.
“Daddy put these on when you are done your breakfast.” - my daughter. Apparently this morning is a ‘princess glass slippers kind of morning’.
Daddy , pop (Pepsi) again?! It is not healthy for you.
Daddy I didn’t get runned over by a car!
My son has learned a few more words recently, two of which are ‘daddy watch’. ‘Daddy watch’ has been followed by hitting his head on the wall, pulling his toes,playing “music” on the door and lots and lots of jumping. I can see my future now and it is filled with lots of ‘daddy watch’s’.
Grandma, guess what? We are going to watch Home Alone tonight! But I am going to colour because I don’t want to watch it.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a red nose and he got on the school bus and played with the towels. And Rudolph got some hair! Frosty the Snowman had a shiny nose.
This weekend we went on the Santa train - a local tourist train that has a Christmas version where Santa visits all the kids in their seats. When asked how she liked it my daughter responded:
I liked Santa. He didn’t hit or poke me. Daddy, did you know that some Santa’s do that?
I am not sure what Santa she has been seeing but I need to find out…
Daddy, did you know that my toys like to eat pumpkins? They do. With ants on them too! They like to eat pumpkins with ants, towels and broken heads.
Daddy! I am going to get you with my bum!
