Someone is trying to butter me up
My daughter snuck up behind me this evening when she was supposed to be sleeping.
“yes dear, what do you want? You are supposed to be sleeping.”
“daddy, I just forgot to give you a hug and a kiss.”
(proceeds to give said hug and kiss)
“you did a good job on the lawn daddy. It looks like you put diamonds in it.”
“Thank you. You still have to go to bed.”
