15 notes April 18, 2012 A blanket for my poo (As a parent I am amazed at how much time you spend talking about your child's bodily functions. Below is a conversation I had with my daughter today): S, did you poop at school today? No. Why not? I didn't have to. My poo was sleeping. Do you know where my poo sleeps? No, where? Here (points to bum). My poo and pee sleep in here. They are having a rest right now. Sometimes I put a blanket on my poo (sits on a wash cloth) so that it doesn't get all rough when I sit down. Filed under parenting fatherhood children quotes