(Excited) “daddy. You know that black thing in your room that makes all the noise on the night and you always try to shut it off but it keeps going? Well I found a cover for it.”
- my daughter explaining her new ‘cover’ for our alarm clock that we occasionally snooze every morning.
Daddy daughter. Together in Coke form. #fatherhood #parenting #coke
"We are going to visit nana today."
“No I don’t want do.”
“We have to. We haven’t been over in a while.”
“Yes we have.”
“When is the last time you saw her? You haven’t been over in a long time.”
“Yes I have. We went over none days ago (then lets out huge burp and walks away).”
I guess he told me.
Why do people like beer?
Why is alcohol bad for babies?
What is alcohol?
Who came up with words?
Why is it called Canada?
How do other people know it is called Canada?
Did god come up with words?
What is government?
(And finally) can we go to the toy store and just look at the toys?
(All of this and more in a 10 minute car ride)
A list of things my kids love and hate:
- cotton candy
- bubble gum
- fruit punch
- s’mores/toasted marshmallows
- plain yogurt
The second list is the ‘love’ list. Am I living with the right family?! I can’t complain, but they do seem to have the taste buds of a 90 year old woman.
"I’m not eating that. I don’t want to eat the bruise."
“I do the bruise takes good. I’ll eat it.”
“Not me. That’s gross.”
- a conversation on bruises (on bananas) between kids.
No, you have a weird doll head in your glove compartment. #parenting #fatherhood #dollhead #wheresherbody
My daughter found a legitimate four leafed clover. Maybe I’ll buy a lottery ticket tomorrow. #parenting #fatherhood #luck #fourleafclover
Sun, books, blanket, happiness. #parenting #fatherhood
I’d like to say she’s dragging me but truth is she’s only speed walking. #running #runner #dogs #americaneskimo
Flying leg kick for the win. #parenting #fatherhood #karatekick #vacation
Someone was tired from her week away. #dogs #americaneskimo